Every year, the quiet town of Waxahachie, Texas (about a half an hour south of Dallas) is flooded with visitors for the annual Scarborough Renaissance Faire (the "e" at the end of "faire" is very important to give any renaissance faire legitimacy!). The fair runs for 8 weeks and this little nerd really wanted to go.
I posed the idea to my dear husband who instantly thought back to horrible days spent at the Cedar City Renaissance Faire in the blazing heat staring at people speaking in fake accents and ridiculous costumes trying to sell him crafts in a park without shade, and he basically turned me down (worse - he used the "I may have to work that weekend!" excuse). Well, when Kevin's parents were visiting to help Karen and Mike move in to their new place, I convinced everyone how fun it would be to go despite their pre-conceived notions and bad past experiences, and I am glad to say that we all had a really fun time.
There were so many exhibits, booths, shows, yummy food options, and while it was super hot outside, there was plenty of shade to keep cool. And yes, lots of risque costumes and cleavage on display!
Our first stop was the glassblowing demonstration. We didn't get to see the final product because we really wanted to catch the jousting!
Kevin with one of the "knight's" horses
The stands were divided in half to cheer for the knights ("I charge you to cheer for your section's knight").
This was the rival knight - BOO!
Our knight demonstrating his awesome feats of strength by lancing(?) a 4in ring...he, of course, was the better knight and got to compete in the joust against the "green knight"
The green knight met lots of "boos" from our section!
Our knight prevails!
("Dost thus have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate? He has been pitched in battle for a fortnight and has a king's thirst for the frosty brew thus thou might have for thus"…Cable Guy anyone?)
What is going to the Renaissance Faire without getting a huge turkey leg?
Over half of the attendees and all of the workers/exhibitors/performers were in "period" (a very loose term!) costumes that ranged from heavy armor (keep in mind it was in the 90's and there were attendees in FULL ARMOR and wool capes...I don't know how they didn't all die of heat stroke!), to Tarzan style loin cloths, to Lord of the Rings elfish costumes for the men and wenches in every variety and "exposure" level to fairies (a la A Midsummer's Night Dream perhaps?) and royal ladies for the women. It was so interesting to see what everyone interpreted as appropriate for a RENAISSANCE faire. It was seriously like Prom for the Dungeons & Dragons crowd!
Musketeers

Belly dancers 
Funny story - so we went to the belly dancing show thinking it would be fun and exotic...well, apparently the standard for Renaissance Faire belly dancers is FAR below what it should be because there were some LARGE, unattractive, "troll-like" (in Kevin's words) women shaking their beer-infused "bowl full of jelly". I am all about being large and beautiful, but when you are large and scantily clad and shaking "what your mamma gave you" I have to say STOP! Please! Have some dignity and put some clothes on!
One of many fairies!
Apparently there were elephant rides during the Renaissance!

Poor baby Dylan (Karen and Mike's little guy) at the end of the day. He was so hot and sweaty that we had to strip him down and soak one of his blankets in cold water to cool him down! He was such a trooper!

Next year we'll plan on going in April when it is cooler!